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Loch Ness Monster - Nessie and a talking Scottie Dog - latest sighting and revelations!
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Loch Ness Monster - Nessie - latest sighting and revelations!
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Saturday, 22 October 2011
The Lonely Phone-Box
The lonely phone-box gazed out to sea.
On the horizon he could just make out a sleek white yacht with a bright red sail.
The lonely phone box let out a long, sad, sigh and rattled his heavy front door in frustration.
"will I ever sail the oceans on a delightful yacht with a billowing red sail?" he said.
"Unlikely," came the reply.
"Pardon," said the lonely phone-box.
"I said it's unlikely, you're far too old to start moving around now. That's one thing. I'm not even going to mention your blaringly obvious weight problem," said the voice.
"I do not have a weight problem," said the lonely phone-box, rather indignantly
"Yeah right," said the voice, "you must weigh at least a ton - easy."
"And I suppose that you are as light as a feather?" said the lonely phone-box.
"Not far off, actually," said the voice.
"Why don't you show yourself," said the lonely phone-box.
"Can't you see me? I'll have to add short-sighted to your long list of disadvantages," said the voice.
The owner of the voice floated gracefully down from his perch, landing on the worn patch in front of the lonely phone-box's door.
"A seagull!" said the lonely phone-box, "well, I might have known."
"What were you expecting, a unicorn?" said the seagull.
"I don't believe in unicorns," said the lonely phone-box.
"But you believe you can have a conversation with a seagull and a future on the seas? Mmmmm, serious physological problems - that's going on the list!" said the seagull.
"You don't have a list," said the lonely phone-box.
"Do so, I keep it here, just under my tail feathers," said the seagull, pointing to his tail with his ivory beak.
"You're manners are sadly lacking," said the lonely phone-box.
"Manners aren't a big advantage to a seagull, quite the opposite infact," said the seagull.
"What do you want?" said the lonely phone-box.
"I wondered when we'd be getting down to business," said the seagull.
... To Be Continued ...
Thursday, 6 October 2011
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